dampsandwich:

do NOT say “piss fucker” on the internet. its highly illegal. so illegal that the FBI will show up to your house and ki

3ls3n:

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ferelden:

do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one fucking bit of music

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

nosebro:

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i think i’ll do more of these later

corgay:

if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep

3ls3n:

pokesplices!!! god my fingers hurt how do people do actual art or any amount of time

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